TODAY'S NUMBER IS...

The ideas dictate everything, you have to be true to that or you're dead.

- David Lynch 

This is a random event generator for game masters and referees running a game in any system that is controlled by David Lynch. First watch “David lynch’s weather report”. Depending on what he says choose the table whichever is most appropriate. Then watch “Today’s Number Is…” and see which number he pulls out of his mysterious jar. Then consult the table. This event MUST happen in your game. Alternatively base the results on your local weather and roll a D10. Maybe make your own jar, however you come to the results is up to you.